Travel Pants

These pants have been specially designed for your saftey and comfort, After a nearly 80 man hours of R D in the PUB. We've come up with this design for you our decerning clients.

They'll reduce your chances of being raped by Hill Billies while out and about, unless of course they're coprophilliacs in which case your in for an extra bad day.

We sell these in a do it yourself kit form, to save time and be ecologically aware.

Simply send £150.00 to us via Paypal as a gift, then pop to the nearest Tesco's buy the value range of gentlemens under crackers.